Banking (Adult)

[Jemisa]

A man and a woman meet in a Lift. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to the blood bank to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"They don't pay you...."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to the Sperm bank to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays £100." The woman angrily gets out of the lift.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the lift again "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

[maggiebee]

Chortlesplutter!!

[Kiki-frog]

Naughty!!!! LOL

(But changing the subject slightly, this is one category where Ed really should get rid of the Related Questions)

[Jemisa]

I agree Kiki, I chanced my arm here coz it made me chortle...it will probably be gone soon. (I did warn by adult notice.)

jem

[murraymints]

lol...

[marval]

HaHa

[tenrec]

Hilarious.

[excelsior-1]

nice one, Jem

that's quite a mouthfull

[Jemisa]

Gawd!! I'm still here....
I am surprised!!

Jem

[owdhamer]

Oh jem you are better than that.

[askyourgran]

Are we expected to swallow that?

[starone]

It's usually the race related jokes that get banished jem. This one's all right because it is sex related.