Tesco Sausages Now Being Investigated

[lankeela]

for only having beef or pork in the middle bits - manufacturers blame it on hard times - they are finding it dfficult to make ends meat

[maggiebee]

There must be a link in here somewhere.

[missprim]

Groan to both of you!

[tonyav]

groan.

[Playbill]

I hear Tesco is in further trouble: it has been revealed that there is a town somewhere in this country where you have to walk more than five hundred yards before coming to one of their shops.

You could have used a horse before but now. . .