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I Was Driving Home From The Pub The Other Night
when all of a sudden the car juddered to a halt and stopped. A car behind me slammed on the brakes and nearly went into me. The driver jumped out of the car very irate, and remonstrated with me. I said it was not my fault as all the electrics had gone. The lights had gone off and all the dials had gone to zero. When he calmed down I asked him if he knewanything about cars and what had happened. He said I know nothing about cars as I am a chiropodist. So I said can you give be a tow then
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14:18 Tue 22nd Jan 2013
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