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The Last Word
Last December we found an old straggly cat at our door.
She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down..
We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussy cat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.
He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her,
she stinks.'
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat,
not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.
The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband
calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another.
With my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion..
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor,
who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The GP's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see
the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had
obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said,
'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed
and shaved it and now she smells like a rose! Oh, and
by the way, she's pregnant! God only knows who the
father is!' Then he closed the door.
The silence was deafening.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down..
We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussy cat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.
He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her,
she stinks.'
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat,
not him.
My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.
The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband
calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another.
With my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion..
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor,
who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The GP's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see
the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had
obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said,
'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed
and shaved it and now she smells like a rose! Oh, and
by the way, she's pregnant! God only knows who the
father is!' Then he closed the door.
The silence was deafening.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
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