I Need Cheering Up

[excelsior-1]

i lent a friend £10,000 for a plastic surgery operation

now i don't know what he looks like

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

What's got four legs and goes woof?
Piper Alpha.

[excelsior-1]

huh?

[DTCwordfan]

"she" may be on here.

http://beta.photobucket.com/images/transexual/

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

My favourite joke of all time has lost its relevance *sigh*.
Oh well, how about...
I put so much petrol in my car the other day,
I couldn't get in it!

[starone]

Good joke excelsior but the answers have got me a bit muddled (more than usual).

[DTCwordfan]

that's pretty sick Mojo - I knew someone on that platform.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

It's no more sick than many, many jokes that get posted on here DT, not least the ne about the poor lad who was killed by a falling sign. Are you protesting there too?
I am sorry for your loss but please don't be personal. The disaster is so old that most people don't even remember it.

[DTCwordfan]

I haven't seen that one, Mojo, but I saw yours.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Then feel free to take your grump out on me DT.

[DTCwordfan]

lol.....no not in a grumpy mood - except one dog is about to be bollocked if he carries on barking....

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Feed it a biscuit and kick the other end ;)
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1211991.html