Letter To God ... From A Dog

[sunny-dave]

Dear God:

Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a biscuit barrel.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The binman is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my @rse across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.



P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?

[mrs.chappie]

Awww. :o)

[RATTER15]

love it lol

[queenofmean]

Good One that

[Sparkles62]

Love it ;-)

[starone]

Ha-ha-ha. lol

[Baldric]

Good one sd, so true!