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More Female Thoughts.
1. I will never be over the hill, I'm too darn tired to climb it!
2. Someone sent me an email about using VODKA for cleaning around the house. It worked!!! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.
3. Middle Age: That time when you finally get your head together - then you body starts falling apart.
4. When a woman says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
5. Why are there never any "good" side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says "May cause extreme Sexiness".
6. OMG, I'm rich! - Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidneys, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries, and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas. I never thought I would accumulate such wealth.
7. I kind of feel sorry for the trees in the fall. At least when I went through the change nothing fell off!
2. Someone sent me an email about using VODKA for cleaning around the house. It worked!!! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.
3. Middle Age: That time when you finally get your head together - then you body starts falling apart.
4. When a woman says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
5. Why are there never any "good" side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says "May cause extreme Sexiness".
6. OMG, I'm rich! - Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidneys, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries, and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas. I never thought I would accumulate such wealth.
7. I kind of feel sorry for the trees in the fall. At least when I went through the change nothing fell off!
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Star I love that, may philosophy on life exactly,
02:04 Fri 01st Feb 2013
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