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Jemisa | 14:51 Fri 01st Feb 2013 | Jokes
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.

She says, 'Hello.'


He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he asks, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to

on the pool table, with all my mates watching, while your partner whipped my @rse with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

'No, I'm your son's teacher.'



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10/10. Go to the top of the class.
15:10 Fri 01st Feb 2013
10/10. Go to the top of the class.
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Oooooo!! Thankyou zabo.

You're my BA

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