Ridiculous Car Insurance Claims

[excelsior-1]

* "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."
* "On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."
* "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
* "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."
* "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
* "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."
* "In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
* "I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."
* "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."
* "I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

[factor-fiction]

I remember Bob Williamson reading out some of these in the 1970s. And Jasper Carrot did it too in the 80s. Very good though

[boxtops]

That reminds me of the one along the lines of

..as I was driving to work, I hit a tree that wasn't there

[factor-fiction]

some here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppQJcj6iUKc

[excelsior-1]

i remember jasper carrott doing them, factor

he was hilarious

[marval]

Those are really funny.

[starone]

Tee hee liked all of them.

[fourteen85]

I had totally forgot about Bob Williamson, Factor, used to watch him in the local folk clubs in the early 70's