Whoever Coined The Phrase "quiet As A Mouse" ....

[excelsior-1]

..has never stepped on one.

[marval]

That's a squeaky clean joke lol

[Old_Geezer]

I find they're usually quite after that.

[Nibble]

At least it'd be in the key of A flat minor :)

[Jemisa]

I would have died...

jem

[starone]

Tee-hee.