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Jemisa | 12:18 Sat 02nd Feb 2013 | Jokes
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A man takes his wife to the County Show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year,
you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one!" The man turns to his wife and says,

"Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."(
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lol very good
lol .. very a-moo-sing, Jem

well done
do you have an udder one?
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Now you're milking it excel...

jem
HaHa
i would be in danger of getting a pat on the back, if i were
Ah well, at least the third bull got a day of celibacy in a leap year....

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