Ticket

[marval]

A flight attendant stationed at a departure gate extended her hand for a man's ticket.

He opened his trench coat and flashed at her.

Without missing a beat she said.

"Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

[frugalfred]

Lucky for him she only punched his ticket.

[excelsior-1]

lol ... nice one, marval ... just the ticket

[mrs.chappie]

:o)

[starone]

Tee-hee another good one marval.