Yorkshire Folk

[keet007]

A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman:
"Ayeup, lad I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet:
"Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman:
"Nay, I've browt it wi' us"

[Tubbycoates]

***, don't be insulting. That's how South Yorkshire speak.

[Buenchico]

Tha's nowt rung wi't sarth Yorkshear, I'll 'av thee no, Tubby!
(I lived in Sheffield for 20 years).

That joke reminds of a song by the Lancashire group Fivepenny Piece where the new (southern) school teacher is trying to find a litter bin in a northern school. It ends with her asking the head teacher "Where's the bin?", to which he replies "How it can help I can't see, but if tha' insists upon knowing, I've bin out back for a pee!"

[Mick-Talbot]

Tubbycoates What The Funicular is wrong with you?

It's just a joke

[Jemisa]

I laughed, liked your contribution too Chris....

Jem

[marval]

Another good one.