50 Shades Of Grey....not

[magicmick]

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, and backwards again,
back and forth..... in and out.... back and forth.....in and out
she could feel the sweat on her forhead and between her breasts,
and trickling down the small of her back, her heart was pounding...her face flushed, then she moaned, softly at first then the groans grew louder.
Finally totally exhausted she let out a almighty scream and shouted

'OK OK I can't park the £¥€$¡π¢ car! you smug b@$742d you do it'

[starone]

Tee-hee. Why is it impossible to do!!

[baza]

as seen in any car park any day, very true and funny.

[boxtops]

Hmph, speak for yourself :-)