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Jemisa | 13:15 Mon 04th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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An elderly woman died last month.

Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.

In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote,

'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive,

I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'

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A police recruit was asked during the exam,

'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'

He answered, 'Call for backup.'

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Good ones
Keep 'em coming Jem!
Liked both, especially the second one. Very good and true too.

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