Equine Dna Related Joke I Heard 2 Weeks Ago.

[notnutnut]

Man goes into a ___donalds and asks for a beefburger,waitress asks,do you want anything on it,man says; yeah, I'll have a fiver each way please.

[cupid04]

lol.

[fredkins]

If you have bought some of these Items and eaten them unknown that they have these animals In them you would not be so Flippant,notnutnut

[tamborine]

the roses will smell good

[notnutnut]

fredkins,I'm afraid I probably would, even though I have a few horses here and have partaken of a zebra steak whilst in East Africa driving through,sorry.My dad always told me 'what the eyes don't see the heart don't grieve about' and in reality how many people have taken them back and complained they taste of horses ?

[Answerprancer]

Oh dear! Where are Gness Cupid and Shoota on this thread? There is evil to be undone.

[Answerprancer]

...ah, Cupid had reservations I see ;-)

[janbee]

I'm told that we should not eat burgers at the moment, because they'll give you the trots.!!
My favourite, and most appropriate, was the one about HAMBURGERS being an anagram of Shergar's bum.