After Op...

[Jemisa]

George wakes up in hospital after a serious operation."I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is that we managed to save your testicles."
"Thank God," says George. "And what"s the bad news?"The doctor replies,

"they"re in a bag under your pillow."

[starone]

Ouch, I know I am female, but I could feel that in sympathy.

[frugalfred]

It would make quite a vas deferens. (vast difference)

[marval]

Oh dear, lol