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Jemisa | 23:18 Mon 11th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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Income Tax Statement...

Hello, is this Miss Singleton? - Yes, it is me.

Miss Singleton, this is John Smythe, your tax accountant. I must inform you that your tax
statement was rejected by the Inland Revenue ...They say that your wages and your possessions are
incompatible...Your salary as a secretary is too low for you to be able to afford a luxury
apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing, jewelry, various holidays in Europe, etc.


- Oh, and what can I do about it she said?

Well, let's do the following: Send me a recent copy of your principal source of income,
and I'll see what I can do with it at the Inland Revenue.


- Very well Mr. Smythe. I am making a photocopy of it now, and I will fax it to you shortly.
(as she sits on the photo-copier and prints off 6 copies to send to him)

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Very fanny, Jem!
10:20 Tue 12th Feb 2013
Very fanny, Jem!
Oops, I mean "funny" didn't I?
LOL.
first reply was correct Fred lol.
She called it Polo, as she could make a mint out of it!
Well that's what you call 'Sitting On A Fortune '.
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BA for you fred...

jem
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brilliant as ever jem!!

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