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Photo Copies...
Income Tax Statement...
Hello, is this Miss Singleton? - Yes, it is me.
Miss Singleton, this is John Smythe, your tax accountant. I must inform you that your tax
statement was rejected by the Inland Revenue ...They say that your wages and your possessions are
incompatible...Your salary as a secretary is too low for you to be able to afford a luxury
apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing, jewelry, various holidays in Europe, etc.
- Oh, and what can I do about it she said?
Well, let's do the following: Send me a recent copy of your principal source of income,
and I'll see what I can do with it at the Inland Revenue.
- Very well Mr. Smythe. I am making a photocopy of it now, and I will fax it to you shortly.
(as she sits on the photo-copier and prints off 6 copies to send to him)
Hello, is this Miss Singleton? - Yes, it is me.
Miss Singleton, this is John Smythe, your tax accountant. I must inform you that your tax
statement was rejected by the Inland Revenue ...They say that your wages and your possessions are
incompatible...Your salary as a secretary is too low for you to be able to afford a luxury
apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing, jewelry, various holidays in Europe, etc.
- Oh, and what can I do about it she said?
Well, let's do the following: Send me a recent copy of your principal source of income,
and I'll see what I can do with it at the Inland Revenue.
- Very well Mr. Smythe. I am making a photocopy of it now, and I will fax it to you shortly.
(as she sits on the photo-copier and prints off 6 copies to send to him)