Lie Detector Robot
Where’ve you been all this time, asks the father.
I was in the library doing homework
The robot homes in on the son and slaps him
The father explains son, this robot is a lie detector. You’d better tell the truth
Ok, I was at a mate’s and we were watching a film: the 10 commandments.
And whack! gets another slap:
Ow! Actually, it was an erotic film
I’m ashamed of you at your age, I never lied to my parents
And whack! The robot gives the father a slap
The mother laughs and says: He’s definitely your son!
And whack! mum gets a slap