Fosters Help Line

[McMouse]

Rrrrringgg, Rrrringgg, Rrrrringgg........

"G'day Fosters Help Line mate. What's the problem dude?"

"I'm on holiday in Australia with my girlfriend and she's been stung in an intimate place by a hornet and now her vagina has completed closed up."

"Bummer dude"

"I will, thank you mate. Goodbye."

[marval]

lol

[flump1]

love it !

[phleb]

McMouse, love the avatar phew........

[DaisyNonna]

Nearly splattered keyboard with a mouthful of scotch.

[00Lisa00]

Very good..nice one.