Mathematics In The Workplace

[oldmisery]

This comes from two maths teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience and has an indisputable logic that goes like this.

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they give more than 100%?

We've all been to meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here is their irrefutable formula that might answer those questions.

if:
A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, etc.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

and:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

but:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

and:
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

and finally:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%

So one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there, it's the *** an Asskissing that will put you over the top.


Now you know why some people are where they are!

[Canary42]

Many a true word spoken in jest :)

[rockyracoon]

Lol, if I had a job, I'd stick th on my desk.

[rockyracoon]

Doh, that!

[zebo]

Straight from the stockroom wall of my classroom! If a pupil commented on it, they were in bother, shouldn't have been in there!

[DaisyNonna]

That explains a lot! Often wondered.