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marval | 11:39 Wed 06th Mar 2013 | Jokes
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A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police.

"For example," he said, "when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left in on my nightstand in my bedroom."

When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him, "Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn't sending three men to pick it up for you a bit extreme?"

"What?" said the judge, "I didn't send anyone for my watch, let alone three people. What did you do?"

"I gave it to the first one," said the wife, "he knew exactly where it was."
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Tee hee marval, nice one.
And it was fake :-(
It reminds me of the TV programme 'The Real Hustle' on TV.

It warned against leaving your satnav in your car prgrammed with 'Home'

If someone gets your keys, they can take your car and it will guide them to your home. They also have your front door key.
Good one marval. I can just imagine all the villains chasing round to the judge's house to see who could get there first.

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