The Postman...

Jemisa | 23:43 Wed 06th Mar 2013 | Jokes

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A postman who had delivered the mail to this road was finally retiring after 30 long years. So on his last day each house had a little gifts for him to show him how much they cared, the first house he came to gave him a gift basket full off food, the next house gave him baked goodies and so on.

Then he comes up to this one house and standing in the doorway is this gorgeous BLOND and she is wearing nothing but this little neglegie. She takes the postman by the hand and leads him upstairs where she gives him the best and the longest sex that he has ever had. God!talk about every fantacy fullfilled. After that she takes him downstrairs and makes him a wonderful breakfast. After he finishes he sees a pound coin under his saucer so he asks about it. She says, well I was telling my husband that today was your last day and asked him what we should do for you and he says
"Screw Him, Give him a quid".