A Toff In The Outback

[Altoego]

A so-far useless upper class twit inherited a huge cattle station in the Australian Outback. He arrived at the isolated shack, determined to make a go of his life. Wondering where to start, one day, he noticed a dust cloud travelling in his direction, and dimly made out in the distance a ute (=pick-up to us Brits) coming towards him. The occupant a hairy tanned man in shorts, huge unlaced boots and just a baggy vest, greeted him “G'day, mate, I'm your new neighbour- I come to invite ya to a party over at my place”
“ I say, old chap that's awfully civil of you. What sort of party, may I enquire?”
“ Just a few stubbies (=beers), some fighting, dancing, a bit of sex, some more beers, fighting, then some more sex”
“Oh, I say, how spiffing. What should one wear to the party?”
“Suit yourself, mate, there's just the two of us.....

[mrs.chappie]

Well that made me laugh. :o)

[marval]

Oldie but goodie