Dinner Guest...

[Jemisa]

Shirley love ," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for dinner,
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that he said." "Then why did you invite a friend round for dinner?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

[albaqwerty]

LOL

[excelsior-1]

and that explains why he ended up wearing his dinner

great one, Jem