Charles Dickens Walks Into A Bar .....

[excelsior-1]

...... and orders a martini

The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”

[Smowball]

Lol, very good indeed !

[doctordb]

please, excel can we have some more.

[Baldric]

Was it in the 'Whig and Pen?'

[marval]

clever

[aelmpvw]

i had great expectations for this thread but fear it may fall on hard times

[ChillDoubt]

It was the best of jokes, it was the worst of jokes.....

[Baldric]

Please Sir, I want some more!