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ChillDoubt | 11:51 Wed 13th Mar 2013 | Jokes
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I was in Stratford-Upon-Avon yesterday, went into a pub, and in my best Shakespearean tones said "A pint of your finest ale please, Falstaff."

They threw me out.

Said I was Bard.
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sounds like much ado about nothing
11:53 Wed 13th Mar 2013
Avatar Image Canary42
The landlord should have got the sack !
11:55 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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There's prose and cons to your approach. I guess it wasn't to be.
11:57 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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CD..CD..where for are thou now,cd?
11:58 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Friends Romans countrymen, lend me your beers!
11:59 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Made me smile :)
jem
12:19 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Tee-hee - like it chilldoubt.
12:41 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Good one
15:53 Wed 13th Mar 2013

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