The Loud Mother.....

[Smowball]

A very loud,greasy,obese,unattractive,tattooed,welfare dependant,chav woman walked into ASDA with her 2 kids,yelling obsceneties at them all the way through the entrance.
The ASDA greeter said pleasantly to her " Good morning Madam,welcome to ASDA. Lovely children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?"

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say " F*ck off - they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you blind,thick or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind,thick or stupid madam." replied the greeter. " I just can't believe you've been sh*gged twice."

[Smowball]

Blimey canary, I didn't write the joke!

[AlwaysConfused]

no jem, if it was in tesco, the greeter would have asked 'why the long face?' boom boom

[mallyh]

lol good one

[excelsior-1]

neither can i

good one, Smowball

[wardlaw]

Good one Smowball! Made me laugh.