A drunk in a pub staggers into
the toilet. Minutes later there's a
succession of loud screams from
the cubicle, so the barman goes
to investigate.
'What's all the yelling about?' he
asks. 'I'm on the toilet' the man
cries and every time I flush, something
comes up and grabs me by the balls.'
The barman looks in, then laughs.....
'No wonder! You're sitting on the squeezy
mop bucket.'