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Seniors Travel
Seniors Travel
A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old
gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous
destinations around the world. The agent had a good week and the dejected
couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop, 'I know that on your pension you could
never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a
fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer.'
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets
and book a room in a five star hotel. Then, as can be
expected, they gladly accepted, and were off!
About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop. 'And how
did you like your holiday?' he asked eagerly.
'The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,' she said. 'I've come
to thank you, but one thing puzzled me. Who was that old
bu**er I had to share the room with?
ACTUALLY, SOME OF US ASK THE SAME QUESTION EVERY MORNING..... !
A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old
gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous
destinations around the world. The agent had a good week and the dejected
couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop, 'I know that on your pension you could
never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a
fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer.'
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight tickets
and book a room in a five star hotel. Then, as can be
expected, they gladly accepted, and were off!
About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop. 'And how
did you like your holiday?' he asked eagerly.
'The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,' she said. 'I've come
to thank you, but one thing puzzled me. Who was that old
bu**er I had to share the room with?
ACTUALLY, SOME OF US ASK THE SAME QUESTION EVERY MORNING..... !
Answers
It's a pity they don't show the related questions before we press the submit button. It can be quite embarrassing sometimes when the joke has been seen several times, especially when it is very near. I agree with rosy though, a year or so is o.k. for a repetition, there will be lots of people who haven't seen it before. lol, rosy, keep posting.
23:13 Fri 15th Mar 2013
It's a pity they don't show the related questions before we press the submit button. It can be quite embarrassing sometimes when the joke has been seen several times, especially when it is very near. I agree with rosy though, a year or so is o.k. for a repetition, there will be lots of people who haven't seen it before. lol, rosy, keep posting.