A Sexual Slant On Lines From Star Wars : A New Hope

[excelsior-1]

'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'Sorry about the mess...'

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'She's fast enough for you, old man.'

[cupid04]

Whatever turns you on, lol!

[woofgang]

Have you got too much time n your hands?

[LazyGun]

I do know that Excelsior has destroyed my innocent appreciation of Star Wars- forever! :)

I can never watch the scenes between Leila and Chewbacca again...

On a related note, apparently the "Slave Leila" has become one of the most popular erotic dress- play, and someone came up with a Slave Leila /Uhuru mash up the other day...

http://fashionablygeek.com/costumes/this-slave-leiauhura-cosplay-picture-is-screen-meltingly-hot/

[karenmac60]

Excellent! ;)