Ruff Luck !

[LochNessMonster]

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. It walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be served.

A fellow who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the dog.

The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today.

The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher said, "How many pounds today?" The dog barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef.

The butcher then said, "Anything else?"

The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher once again said, "How much?" The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four pork chops.

Then dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied two packages of meat around the dog's neck.

The fellow, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the dog.

It walks for several miles and then walked up to a house and begins to scratch at the door to be let in.

As the owner opened the door, the fellow said to the owner, "That's a really smart dog you have there."

The owner said, "He's not really all that smart. This is the second time this week he forgot his house keys."

[baza]

well worth waiting for the punch line.

[boxtops]

LOL

[marval]

I like it

[tonyav]

LOL, very good Nessie.

[starone]

Lovely. I am getting some really good laughs today.