In The Dark...

[Jemisa]

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours early, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.

Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, “Lou, darling, would you go down to the all-night chemist in the next street and get me some aspirin? I’ve got a splitting headache.”

“Certainly,love,” he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the chemist.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, “Hey,” said the pharmacist, “I know you – aren’t you a policeman? Officer Rhoades,am I right?”

“Yes, so?” said the officer. “Well what the heck are you doing all dressed-up like a Fire Chief?”

[Ann]

Haha - had to think about that one - few seconds it took me!

[excelsior-1]

he - he - he

very clever, Jem

[magicmick]

Not heard that jem lol :-)

[marval]

Love it Jem

[starone]

Tee-hee, very naughty!