There Once Was A Young Man ...

[excelsior-1]

...who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define great, he said, 'I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!'

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

[starone]

Tee-hee excelsior. He is certainly doing that.