The Quicky!...

[Jemisa]

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a flight to Vancouver from Singapore.

"I think everyone's asleep, let's go."
"This one's empty ... nobody's looking... you go in first."
"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down."
"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on."
Sniff.. sniff...
"Ah perfume - you think of everything !"
"This is great...!" (long deep breaths)...


Suddenly a voice erupts over the intercom and then...
"This is the Captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet.

We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by Airline
regulations....


Now put out those cigarettes and take the condom off the smoke detector!"

[Canary42]

Another gem, Jem.

[starone]

Tee-hee, good punch line!!

[murraymints]

Lol...

[excelsior-1]

giggles

[marval]

Oldie but goodie