Japanese Banks ...

[excelsior-1]

..have been hit almost as hard as our banks:

The Origami Bank has folded, and we hear the Sumo Bank has gone belly-up too.
Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank is for sale and is going for a song.
Meanwhile, staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where workers fear they may get a raw deal.

[Zacs-Master]

And the Fuji bank have got a mountain to climb to get back into profit.

[tonyav]

But the banks of Suzuki Yamaha and Honda are trying to kick start the economy.

[Zacs-Master]

And the bullet train banks plans have been derailed.

[excelsior-1]

News just in ..

.. the hara-kiri bank will have to make savage cuts

[tonyav]

And the bank of Kawasaki say that they really are in a bagofkaki.

[Zacs-Master]

And the kamikaze bank has crashed.

[tonyav]

And the bank of Zero has took a nose dive.

[Gizmonster]

Quality :)

[starone]

Love all these, original and answers. They are so clever.