Bobs New Job...

Jemisa | 23:21 Sun 24th Mar 2013 | Jokes

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Bob goes looking for a new job in the QA department of Trojan Condoms. The supervisor takes him around the plant for orientation and shows him all the equipment & machinery.

When he is offered the job, Bob questions, "What will be my job profile and what am I required to do?"
"Well", says the supervisor, "you have to check one in a hundred", and remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretch it, hold it up to the lights, then places it over your manhood.I will demonstrate, so he calls the secretary over. She pulls her skirt up, pulls down her knickers and bends over. The supervisor gives her a good seeing to and says after you are done, you remove the prophylactic, stretch it, hold it up to the light again to confirm no holes.

"Easy as that", he says.

"When do I start?" asks Bob, unable to believe his good luck.

"Monday, 9:00 AM!"

Bob gets no sleep on Sunday night, and is outside the Trojan factory waiting to get in at 7:00 AM.

Once the gates open and the production line is operational, Bob faithfully counts 100 ultra-thin ones. He picks up the 101st, stretches it, holds it up to the light to check for holes then pulls it over his tmanhood and calls the secretary over. Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds to rigorously m********* him.

Rather startled and confused, Bob looks questioningly at the secretary who

says, "Sorry, company policy. You've first got to work a week in hand."