Killed A Rooster

[excelsior-1]

A chap accidentally ran over a rooster on a country road late one night.

He felt bad, so he went up to the nearby house, knocks on the door and says to the old farmer:
"Sir, I just ran over your Rooster, and i'd like to replace it."

And of course, the old farmer shrugs and replies: "Be my guest. The hens are out back."

[starone]

Ha-ha-ha.

[marval]

lol