One Night Stand...

[Jemisa]

My wife packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman.

"I want you to go!" she screamed.

I said, "Please can we just talk about it first?"

"Go on, I'm listening." she replied.

I sat down and said, "It was the most amazing experience of my entire life."

[malagabob]

Duck quick

[ummmm]

lol

[frugalfred]

Wife fetches rolling pin from kitchen drawer.....

[Jemisa]

Eh!! Ummmm - lol?, I'm shocked (clambering to feet after fainting) I remember not long ago in her eye's all my jokes were "Crap"

jem.

[Jemisa]

Gotta be Ummmm for BA (but chokes me to say so)

jem

[mrs.chappie]

I laughed out loud at that one, Jem. It's a cracker. :o)

[marval]

HaHa

[starone]

ha-ha-ha - I liked it jem.