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I Phoned My Wife Earlier And Told Her To Pack A Bag Immediately ..........
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.................... as I'd booked us into a hotel for a few nights.
"Oooh", she said, "Why's that?".
I said, "Well darling, you know that I've been playing poker all day?"
"Yes", she said really excited.
Well, I've lost the house", I said.
"Oooh", she said, "Why's that?".
I said, "Well darling, you know that I've been playing poker all day?"
"Yes", she said really excited.
Well, I've lost the house", I said.
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Well its a twist on the joke where H phones his wife to say he'd won the lottery and says pack your bags, she says where are we going? he says just get the f**k out. jem
11:32 Tue 02nd Apr 2013
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