Chinese Sick Leave

[McMouse]

I NO COME WORK TODAY.

Wong Chow calls into work and says, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..

The boss says, You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.

Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon..... You got nice house.

[chrisgel]

HA good one.

[ummmm]

Lol.

[society]

:)

[sunny-dave]

Is this as funny when done in other accents ... if so which is the best?

I am currently imagining tonyav telling it in Black Country ... :+)

[tonyav]

Oi ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[rockyracoon]

Lol, pinched for FB.

[Jemisa]

A tad predictable, but made me smile...

jem

[Canary42]

Like Jem, I saw it coming, but still very funny nevertheless :-)

[Old_Geezer]

I suspect he's just eating the wrong food. Improve his diet and all should be ok.

[cupid04]

No.69 please and fried rice with that, lol!

[Kiki-frog]

Good joke. But why Chinese?

[marval]

lol

[Smowball]

Lol, very good.

[McMouse]

I was going to use a Scouser Kiki-frog, then realised they don't work.

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^^