Accidental?

[Jemisa]

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

[tonyav]

Heard that one before Jem, still a cracker though.

[askyourgran]

Lol, naughty!

[excelsior-1]

clever, as usual, Jem

[RATTER15]

Sneaky women!!!! lol

[SeanVictorydawn]

the woman outsmarts the man, trying to put the blame of the accident on him, by making him drink alcohol, so his blood will show more promille of alcohol on the alcohol test, which will make him guilty and take the sole responsibility of the accident. It's good. But not brilliant enough to put it on screen for a tv or movie segment.