The Pill....

[Jemisa]

A lorry driver was pulled over by a Traffic Cop. The Copper told
him to get out of the lorry, and noticed that the driver appeared to
be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab.

Thinking that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the Copper asked "Did I just see you swallow something?"
"Yep, that was my birth control pill," said the driver.
"Birth control pill?" asked the Copper
"Yep, when I saw your lights flashing , I knew I would be screwed."

[tonyav]

LOL, like it Jem.

[excelsior-1]

another hilarious offering, Jem

[Fanriffic]

LOL :)

[frugalfred]

Should that be "When I saw you flashing"?