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Dinner Invitation...

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Jemisa | 11:22 Tue 16th Apr 2013 | Jokes
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A man invites his friend back home for dinner. The wife screams at him...

"I've not done my hair, not done my make-up, not done any housework,

not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking!

What the f#%k did you invite him around for?"


"Cos he's thinking of getting married."

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sneaky fellow
15:36 Tue 16th Apr 2013
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LOL.
15:37 Tue 16th Apr 2013
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It's really awesome.
10:14 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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:o)
20:15 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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Very clever
20:17 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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Tee-hee!!
22:52 Wed 17th Apr 2013

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