Why Are...

[Jemisa]

Why are married women heavier than single women? ..........................

When single women come home they go to see what's in the fridge then go to

bed. A married woman comes home, see what's in bed then go's to the fridge.


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How many men does it take to wallpaper the dining room?

Four if you slice them thinly.

[Sharingan]

'Four if you slice them thinly'- gonna use that on a T shirt, that's really funny. xx

[Georgiesmum]

Very good! I must remember that one.