Another Adults Only

[marval]

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute - ***-gasms.
Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odour-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theatre - hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.
Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.
Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.

[Fanriffic]

Are all these jokes now classified as a 'Multiple Orgasm'.

[marval]

It could be Fanriffic

[excelsior-1]

sex on the starship enterprise ..... where no-one has gone before-gasm

[excelsior-1]

sex with honour blackman (in 1964) ..... pussy galore - gasm

[excelsior-1]

repugnant sex ……. abhor-gasm

[marval]

Sex with a large bear - Giant paw-gasms

[excelsior-1]

sex in a sideboard ……. draw-gasm

sex with an illustrator …… draw-gasm

[marval]

Sex when losing something - Look for-gasms

[excelsior-1]

sex with a jellyfish ……. portugese man 'o war-gasm

sex on a battlefield ……. war-gasm

[DaisyNonna]

Sex with a prostitute whoregasms

[marval]

Well done Excel

Sex with a crab - Claw-gasms

[excelsior-1]

questionable sex ……. what for-gasm?

[marval]

Frosty sex - Hoar-gasms

[excelsior-1]

sex with the manhatten transfer ……."Chanson d'Amour"-gasm

[marval]

Sex with a French singer - Charles Aznavour-gasms

[excelsior-1]

sex while biting and chewing …… gnaw-gasm

[excelsior-1]

oral sex …… jaw-gasm

[marval]

Sex again - Encore-gasms

[excelsior-1]

uncontrollably laughing during sex …… guffaw-gasm

[excelsior-1]

sex the last time …… before-gasm