Sex

[marval]

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,
"Mom, what's sex?"

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational
theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky
subject.

When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrolment form which
he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"

[frugalfred]

Someone I know answered the question: Sex: Yes, please.

[marval]

I like that answer

[starone]

I was tempted to put that only yesterday when filling out a form for the dentist but I didn't think their sense of humour would run to it. Or, perhaps in my case I should put, 'If only!'

[marval]

You could always put, "Are you offering?"

[sunny-dave]

"Sex" - what people in Harrogate have their coal delivered in ...