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Jokes As Old As The Hills
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Did you hear about the Barmaid who pulled the wrong knob & got stout ?
My ex girlfriend's address
Miss Mary Likes
The Old Cock Inn
Tillett
Herts.
There was an old man of Devizes
Who was brought up before the Assizes
For teaching young boys
Matrimonial joys
And giving out condoms
As prizes.
There was a young man of Devizes
Whose b*lls were of two different sizes
One was so small it weighed nothing at all
But the other one won several prizes
There once was a young girl from Gloucester
Whose parents thought they had lost her
All they found in the grass
Were the marks of her a*se
And the knees of the bloke who had crossed her.
She stood on the bridge at midnight
Her heart was all a'quiver
She gave a cough
Her leg fell off & floated down the river.
WR.
My ex girlfriend's address
Miss Mary Likes
The Old Cock Inn
Tillett
Herts.
There was an old man of Devizes
Who was brought up before the Assizes
For teaching young boys
Matrimonial joys
And giving out condoms
As prizes.
There was a young man of Devizes
Whose b*lls were of two different sizes
One was so small it weighed nothing at all
But the other one won several prizes
There once was a young girl from Gloucester
Whose parents thought they had lost her
All they found in the grass
Were the marks of her a*se
And the knees of the bloke who had crossed her.
She stood on the bridge at midnight
Her heart was all a'quiver
She gave a cough
Her leg fell off & floated down the river.
WR.
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