Youth On New Bike

[maggiebee]

Think this was posted in 2007, but still funny IMO

Youth was riding round his village on a brand new shiny bike.

"Wow!" said his mate, "Where did you get that bike from?"

Youth replied "Well, I was walking down by the river when this buxom blonde girl rode up to me, threw her bike down, stripped naked and said 'Take what you want......' . . . . .so I did !!!

"Great decision" said his thick mate "Her clothes wouldn't have suited you !!"

[Gizmonster]

Haha - heard it before, but still funny :)

[marval]

Oldie but goodie