What Is..

[carrust]

..a chiropodists favourite side dish?

Bunion rings....

[marval]

With corn fritters

[excelsior-1]

oh, come on ....... toe the line now :-)

[carrust]

or corn on the cob

[marval]

I have heard calf's heel is very nice

[carrust]

keep instep excelsior

[JonnyBoy12]

Making us all laugh would be a great 'feet'!

[carrust]

Toed in the hole, JB?

[marval]

I like a nice bit of over Sole

[excelsior-1]

.....whilst listening to 'the archers' no doubt

[marval]

I am going to a twelve inch disco tonight, it is called a club foot

[excelsior-1]

i'm going there toe-morrow

[marval]

You have nailed this joke

[excelsior-1]

not finished yet.... another plan is afoot

[marval]

Are you sure you are not telling us a fib(ula)

[DTCwordfan]

Off the hoof, carrust, you could drink a Rusty Nail and have a Chile Achilles to eat - you need to be well heeled to afford that.

http://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=693550

For dessert some Veruca salt cupcakes and, yes, I have a recipe ready for you.
http://www.enchantinglysweet.com/2011/01/veruca-salt-aka-salted-caramel-cupcakes.html

[frugalfred]

Are studs allowed, marval?

[marval]

Yes studs are allowed

[aelmpvw]

making jokes about foot problems is a bit callus

[excelsior-1]

sock it to us, aelmpvw

[aelmpvw]

:-))